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DONALD TRUMP RESIGNS AS PRESIDENT

March 31, 2017

Donald Trump has resigned as President of the United States of America.

Speaking today to White House media, Trump said he was stepping down from his position, effective immediately.

The decision means that Trump was President for 69 days, making him the shortest President in terms of days in office …. as well as hand size.

When questioned on the matter of who would take over as President, Trump said his final act was to change the Constitution so that his son would now be given the title of United States President. He said that he modeled this new system on the British Monarchy where the next King just “stays in the family.”

At this stage no official reason has been given for the sudden departure, however, sources close to Trump believe it might have something to do with the poor living standards of the White House.

Sources close to the President have mentioned that Trump often said that the 132 rooms in the White House weren’t enough for all his personalities. On top of this he liked to have one bathroom for each of his 52 toupees – one for each week of the year – the White House only has 35 bathrooms.

In contrast, the Trump Tower, has 339 rooms, easily enough for all of Donald’s personalities and hair pieces.

 

 

 

 

 

Happy April Fool’s for tomorrow from the team at Kiwi Kids News.

 

 

 

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About Chief Editor

My name is Shem Banbury. I am the owner and Chief Editor of Kiwi Kids News. By day I am a school teacher and by night a wannabe triathlete.

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1

Don't trick us like that! We were so excited and then read the bottom and almost cried! 😭😢

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HOORAY! NO MORE TRUMP!

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I really was happy until I read the bottom.
I will avenge April fools day.

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april fools?

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Happy Aprils fool day

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this is so grate

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I thought that trump really resigned as presibent

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i was happy till i read the bottom

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I wish it was true

11

build a wall build a wall what im trying to say build a wall is nice april fools build a wall

12

was this for april fools

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I was so exited till I read the bottom

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I was so exited till I read the bottom

15

The best news in the world

17

good tricks

18

well...... I don't really like Donald trump (he is bossy and a little mean) yay!

19

I was SO happy, until I read the bottom!

20

thats not funny

21

Trump don't do that to us i thought your we're leaving President of the United States of America! 🙁

22

Don'y trick us like that was thought you we're leaving the United States of America! 🙁 D:

23

Bummer! You really, really tricked our teacher, she totally thought it had happened! And you know why? Cause she was looking at it yesterday on 4 April but then she realised your article was written 31 March! Oh dear, (wish he had resigned though!!)

24

hi this is a TRICK

25

you got me but has Donald trump really resings being president????????????????????????????????????????

26

Is this true of fake like i'm so confused.

27

Wow wow wow

28

If Trump did resign that would've been funny.

29

oh wow wow wow wow I so wish it was true

30

Wahoo until.............
I read the bottom

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you got me !
dang i wish he did resign

32

thats so not funny😡😡😡😡

33

This is the worse It tricked me so bad

34

it does not matter he is not our president

35

Dont trick us donald trump how mean of u 🙁
I CRY EVERYTIME

36

wish it was true😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

37

Is this true or is it a trick

38

nnnooooo u tricked me i wish u did resign

39

YES, step down donald trump yes yes yes happy news (: (: (: (: (:
i hope this isnt a gag go away donald trump
im glad hes gone hopefully the mexican wall will go away too(: (: (: d:
then i read the bottom....
WHAT WHAT NONONONONO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SOSOSOSOSOSOSO SAD

40

You tricked me!

41

This is some of the best news I've ever heard in my whole life!!!

42

You got me, but I was so happy when I read this article before I read the last line. How sad.

43

sad and awesome

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i wish it actually happened

46

HA YOU GOT ME GOOD 🙁

48

not true it is a april fools joke

49

Really, I was so excited until I read the last bit

51

mate i was so happy i cracked my clas and ran but i went to the comments secsion it said apirl fulls

52

My sister and me got so excited and told nearly everyone now we have to tell everyone that it was a joke =(

53

HE RESIGNED FROM HIS BUSINESS NOT PRESIDENT DEAR OH DEAR.. he needed to do that so he COULD BE PRESIDENT

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you got me good

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Oh come on why

56

Oh wow I was gonna be so happy if this was true....

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So not funny

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wow i was so excited and this all turn out to be a lie. i am so angry because the worst person in the world is now not president but turns out to be that he is till president.

59

you fake webiste

60

thats funny

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YOU GUYS SUCK DONT BE MEAN I WAS EXITED UGG

62

I got fooled but on the wrong day!!

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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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WOW THIS IS AMAZING! And also AWESOME.

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It would be great

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this is so awesome

69

Who would like trump to realy resine as presedent?
Who was happy when they saw this?
Who was up set when they saw this?
Dose trump diserve to be the presedent?
How expensive is his tower?
How much did the white house cost?
Wich pace is biger white house or trump tower?

70

ITS A APRIL FOOLS JOKE BECAUSE ITS NOT ALL THE THE NEWS

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nooo this was a joke ;(

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yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

73

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE OBVIUSLY

74

this is stuffed up news

75

Kiwi Kids News you r mean trickers i was going to throw a no donald trump party! i belive you Angry man.

76

it is a joke don't fall for it

77

THIS WAS A TRICK

78

I fownd that this is fake news. You all got fooled!!! Haha

79

why did you guy do that so sad

80

Ow I thought it was true I was so happy

81

I was so excited then.....

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YOU ARE FAKE NEWS
(joking)

83

Is this a joke

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That would have been the best news of the year...too bad!

86

You just got trolled by the news

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WHY WE ALL WERE SO EXITED!YOU GUYS ARE MEAN! Just so you know even if you cant see me i am crying😭i wanna cry

88

Too funny

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I was so excited then.....

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I was so excited then....

91

What wishful Thinking , it can only happen on April 1st!

92

so funny... everyone was telling me this. It wasnt even april fools yet.

93

Oohhh please don't resign

94

funny joke for donald trump i was happy that he reisigned

95

Awwww I wish it was true

96

Are u doing this for Donald trump? .-. ._.

97

Haha very funny. You guys enjoy this, don't you?

98

dt all the way

99

Wow that got me

100

not cool, I got really excited about that!

102

kiwi kids news why do you lie this is a lie guys.

103

Kiwi Kids News tricked me.... WHAT?!

104

It took so long for the battle of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to finish, and now he is stepping down?! Unbelieveable. Just unbelieveable. He even started building the wall! But I think that's good news because last night I had a dream that Donald Trump decleared World War lll, and targeting NZ! That's US! Yes, US!

105

Is that true

106

DT all the way.

107

yesss donald j. chump finally step down.

108

Kiwi kids news is soooooo savage.

109

I believed it!!!

110

WHY DID YOU DO THAT I WAS SO HAPPYy😭😭😭😭

111

Why did you do that I was sooo happy

112

why trick me 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

114

Yes
TRUMP HAS RESIGNED

115

That is awsome!! No More TRUMP!!!

116

Absolutely brilliant. Had us fooled!

118

my mum loves donald hes my idol and to see you mock him, and tell me he resigned hurt my heart i cried!! not fair

119

this is not amazing

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i am mad at you

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That. Is. AWESOME.

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that is so amazing

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rude plus is not april fools yet mean 🙁

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ha ha ha very funny (not)

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we wish =(

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Rui-Yi the Unicorn

I believed that for a second

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i am maaaaaaaaaaaaad

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best news ever

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Awww I thought it was real that's so sad!

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Don't be that mean I was so glad and then April fools wow 😂

133

Whaat? This is almost impossible to believe! @#$%^&*!

134

Boo Kiwi Kids Boo

136

I actually thought this was true! XD Well, done. You fooled me!

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ha ha ha i belived it

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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

141

this is so funny ha ha, not.

143

This is good

144

this got me sir good job well done

145

That was rude

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